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Thursday, August 11, 2016

Police story

新燈神故事

有一對夫婦一起在打高爾夫球,球場附近都是豪宅。

丈夫說:你打球的時候還是小心一點,把人家的窗口打爛了,賠不起的。
太太說:知道了!知道了!

一球打出,剛巧飛進了別人的窗子,然後傳來了一下東西被打破的聲音!

丈夫大叫:唉!現在我們只好去向人家道歉!

他們走到這家門口前敲門。
進來吧!屋內傳來一把蒼老的聲音。

他們打開門,看到地上有一個被打爛了的古老的油燈。
油燈的旁邊,站著一個蓬头垢面的人。
那人對他們說:你們就是打爛油燈的人嗎?
是!丈夫回答:對不起!

那人說:你們不用道歉!我要感謝你們才對呀!

我是個燈神,被關在那個油燈內已經有一千年了!

現在你們把我解放了出來,我可以實現三個願望了!

我給你們一人一個願望,留一個給我自己吧。

好極了!丈夫大叫:我要十億!

燈神說:沒問題!十億已存入你的戶口。

太太說:我要在世界各地都有一間大屋!

燈神說:沒問題!回到家後,你就可以看到一疊屋契已經放在你的桌上。

夫婦十分高興!好奇地問燈神:那你的願望呢?

燈神向丈夫說:我在瓶子裡已經一千年沒有碰過女人了,我的願望是和你太太做愛。

夫婦商量了一下,覺得自己甚麼都有了,給燈神爽一下,也沒甚麼關係。

燈神就把太太帶到樓上去,大戰之後,燈神累了躺在床上休息。
燈神一邊輕撫著太太,一邊說:「太太妳真的很美!妳今天幾歲?
太太聽到燈神的讚賞,沾沾自起地說:我和丈夫都已經三十歲了。

燈神懶洋洋地笑著說: 你們都三十歲人了,還相信世上有燈神 !

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温故知新,若看过毋妨再看, 得啖笑,減減壓!😜

heal and healing 110816

heal and healing 110816

every and anyone from child must learn healing solutions

learn earn heal are three stages of life

plenty of us transfer our health for knowledge and money in process of learn and earn and transfer money back into much worse health and thats most of us

we must learn to heal from child, when we know how to heal we know how we ill and hurt, we know the process of get from health to ill and ill to poor health with permanent injuries with pain and sorrow for the wallet for oursleves for our love ones and for the world so we would have the knowledge to be warned and prevented from these tragedies

if we know healing, we know the environment is ill, we would not take and buy ill products and services so only healthy business servives, we would know business, politics and any other exchange in communications is about greed fear and hatred and hardly about peace in which we all pursue

we know heal so we know not to exceed our limits in any circumstances including in competitions

plenty kids trash their own health in learning for knowledge and compete in sports causing permanent damage for their own health and they become abandoned in jail or mental homes and need to revenge the world with insults disrespects and discriminations


the idea of exams test and competitions is naive and represent suspect without any faith respect and appreciation
and the results is every kid is competing for money and profit, fame and proud undermind their own abilities and health resulting in damaging self and other in the process and the result with growing stimulation with greed fear and hatred ending up in insomnia and mental disorders


if we know heal, we would not force oursleves to compete, we would find our own gifts and fly like mj let it be micheal jordan, magic johnson, micheal johnson or micheal jackson.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Chu

Chu

小🐎哥:若得閒,請參考四念住經。其中不凈觀 和九種墳場觀。🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

當你興奮,想要屌個個你心中的美女時,只要你能夠即刻觀想佢係一具發脹大的,滿身血的女屍;請問你能否再硬下去?


良醫秘方:

手淫和性交過度引致:幻覺,口乾,面青,唇白,損精,傷神,氣短而急,脾氣暴躁,性情剛猛,體溫低,水腫,燒喝,陰虛,火旺,陽虛,失眠,眼累,赤目,敏感,多疑,膽小,自閉,強迫,心虛,狂檢查,驚恐,懼怕,罪咎,叫喊,錯亂,自言自語,失禁

辦法:合十心求佛菩薩,觀音,或地藏或耶穌助自己斷絕手淫之引,此法可斷生理引,心引靠自己,也可凡心引起時再求神及菩薩

請參考四念住經。其中不淨觀 和九種墳場觀

身體水份多,等於體溫低,等於常手淫,男女如是

每餐後飲一杯250毫升ml 室溫水加兩湯匙蜂蜜甜飲

每餐以鹽水及六至八湯匙橄欖油伴食,鹽水及橄㰖油互相昇華容和

食咸食油和飲甜,達到不口渴效果,生津止渴

飲夠甜,心肺好
食夠咸,肝腎好

手淫過度者:減少水,食咸點-鹽水伴,不要醬油,食油點-橄欖油-西餐,花生油-中餐,油要新鮮,不可再用。




Chu

良醫秘方:

手淫和性交過度引致:幻覺,口乾,損精,傷神,氣短而急,脾氣暴躁,性情剛猛,體溫低,水腫,燒喝,陰虛,火旺,陽虛,失眠,眼累,心虛,狂檢查,驚恐,懼怕,罪咎,叫喊,錯亂,自言,失禁

辦法:合十心求佛菩薩,觀音,或地藏或耶穌助自己斷絕手淫之引,此法可斷生理引,心引靠自己,也可凡心引起時再求神及菩薩

身體水份多,等於體溫低,等於常手淫,男女如是

每餐後飲一杯250毫升ml 室溫水加兩湯匙蜂蜜甜飲

每餐以鹽水及六至八湯匙橄欖油伴食,鹽水及橄㰖油互相昇華容和

食咸食油和飲甜,達到不口渴效果,生津止渴

飲夠甜,心肺好
食夠咸,肝腎好

手淫過度者:減少水,食咸點-鹽水伴,不要醬油,食油點-橄欖油-西餐,花生油-中餐,油要新鮮,不可再用。




Monday, August 8, 2016

Poem 凡事獨立沒源因 不必解釋予別人 別人叫你不要這 當佢吹簫欠碌棍

凡事獨立沒源因
不必解釋予別人
別人叫你不要這
當佢吹簫欠碌棍

Honey

處理傷口:用溫暖鹽水,或者溫茶清洗傷口,然後塗上蜂蜜

蜂蜜功能:殺菌,鎮靜,安睡,寧神,通便,開胃,滋潤,養顔,內服外用,一匙入口,清水沖服,男女老少,四季皆宜。

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Mat


Script


壞人等於,浮沙蓋房,常人等於,實地建築

壞人等於,浮沙蓋房,常人等於,實地建築

Colleagues workmates phil

未能共事的人之特徵:
沒尊重,沒誠信,沒誠意,不誠實,空承諾,不守時,多借囗,不可靠,沒承擔,不承認,沒責任,存敵意,心地壞,沒良心,沒良知,欠良品,會害人,只利己,內心窮,貪無厭,不安心,沒欣賞,沒珍惜,沒溝通。

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

心足安,意滿和,無所願

心足安,意滿和,無所願

Monday, July 25, 2016

仆街亡遊戲:先仆街,後死亡

仆街亡遊戲:先仆街,後死亡

Gold

侮辱和不尊重危害安全

健康可換金錢,金錢不可換健康

為錢失健康,等於養醫生

容許自己,充足時間,進行安檢,必成大事,需時越久,越大成就,像檀木樹,真正好人,成就需時,時間最貴

路多遠,多難,也是活半天,睡半天

金句:我覺得你很討厭,你令我感受到侮辱及不被尊重
如果:一個或一班人令你感受到侮辱及不被尊重
辦法:願它們經歷你所經歷,只有當它們經歷你所經歷,它們才明白你當下的難處


緣:遇對人,沒有錯,遇錯人,沒有對

強者必須,保護弱者

過份謙,是虛偽

enjoy 玩

enjoy 玩