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新燈神故事

有一對夫婦一起在打高爾夫球，球場附近都是豪宅。

丈夫說：你打球的時候還是小心一點，把人家的窗口打爛了，賠不起的。
太太說：知道了！知道了！

一球打出，剛巧飛進了別人的窗子，然後傳來了一下東西被打破的聲音！

丈夫大叫：唉！現在我們只好去向人家道歉！

他們走到這家門口前敲門。
進來吧！屋內傳來一把蒼老的聲音。

他們打開門，看到地上有一個被打爛了的古老的油燈。
油燈的旁邊，站著一個蓬头垢面的人。
那人對他們說：你們就是打爛油燈的人嗎？
是！丈夫回答：對不起！

那人說：你們不用道歉！我要感謝你們才對呀！

我是個燈神，被關在那個油燈內已經有一千年了！

現在你們把我解放了出來，我可以實現三個願望了！

我給你們一人一個願望，留一個給我自己吧。

好極了！丈夫大叫：我要十億！

燈神說：沒問題！十億已存入你的戶口。

太太說：我要在世界各地都有一間大屋！

燈神說：沒問題！回到家後，你就可以看到一疊屋契已經放在你的桌上。

夫婦十分高興！好奇地問燈神：那你的願望呢？

燈神向丈夫說：我在瓶子裡已經一千年沒有碰過女人了，我的願望是和你太太做愛。

夫婦商量了一下，覺得自己甚麼都有了，給燈神爽一下，也沒甚麼關係。

燈神就把太太帶到樓上去，大戰之後，燈神累了躺在床上休息。
燈神一邊輕撫著太太，一邊說：「太太妳真的很美！妳今天幾歲？
太太聽到燈神的讚賞，沾沾自起地說：我和丈夫都已經三十歲了。

燈神懶洋洋地笑著說： 你們都三十歲人了，還相信世上有燈神 ！

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温故知新，若看过毋妨再看, 得啖笑，減減壓！😜

heal and healing 110816

heal and healing 110816

every and anyone from child must learn healing solutions

learn earn heal are three stages of life

plenty of us transfer our health for knowledge and money in process of learn and earn and transfer money back into much worse health and thats most of us

we must learn to heal from child, when we know how to heal we know how we ill and hurt, we know the process of get from health to ill and ill to poor health with permanent injuries with pain and sorrow for the wallet for oursleves for our love ones and for the world so we would have the knowledge to be warned and prevented from these tragedies

if we know healing, we know the environment is ill, we would not take and buy ill products and services so only healthy business servives, we would know business, politics and any other exchange in communications is about greed fear and hatred and hardly about peace in which we all pursue

we know heal so we know not to exceed our limits in any circumstances including in competitions

plenty kids trash their own health in learning for knowledge and compete in sports causing permanent damage for their own health and they become abandoned in jail or mental homes and need to revenge the world with insults disrespects and discriminations

the idea of exams test and competitions is naive and represent suspect without any faith respect and appreciation

and the results is every kid is competing for money and profit, fame and proud undermind their own abilities and health resulting in damaging self and other in the process and the result with growing stimulation with greed fear and hatred ending up in insomnia and mental disorders

if we know heal, we would not force oursleves to compete, we would find our own gifts and fly like mj let it be micheal jordan, magic johnson, micheal johnson or micheal jackson.

script by mat